Head east on I-695.  Take the exit for Rt. 43 East (left lane exit).  Follow Route 43 for several miles - past White Marsh Mall (which is the Honeygo Blvd. intersection - Ikea on the right).  At the next traffic light, turn right.  This will put you on Route 40, Pulaski Highway.

Stay right, and merge onto Rt. 40 East.  At the first light, turn right on Ebenezer Rd. (Double-T Diner on corner).  Go 1/4 mile on Ebenezer, and make the first right on Vincent Rd.  Follow to the end, about a mile, and turn right on Bird River Rd.  Go just over a mile on Bird River (passing cemetery and Catholic church on left) and turn left on Wampler Rd.

Go about 3/4 mile on Wampler and make a sharp left (as Wampler bends to the right) onto Bengies Rd.  We’re at 804 Bengies Rd.—4th house on left—address is on mailbox.  Enter studio through the basement door next to driveway.

Take I-95 south to exit 67A - Route 43 East.  Follow Route 43 to the first traffic light and turn right.  This will put you on Route 40, Pulaski Highway.

Stay right, and merge onto Rt. 40 East.  At the first light, turn right on Ebenezer Rd. (Double-T Diner on corner).  Go 1/4 mile on Ebenezer, and make the first right on Vincent Rd.  Follow to the end, about a mile, and turn right on Bird River Rd.  Go just over a mile on Bird River (passing cemetery and Catholic church on left) and turn left on Wampler Rd.

Go about 3/4 mile on Wampler and make a sharp left (as Wampler bends to the right) onto Bengies Rd.  We’re at 804 Bengies Rd.—4th house on left—address is on mailbox.  Enter studio through the basement door next to driveway.

Take I-95 north through the Fort McHenry tunnel.  Continue north past the 3 way split for 695W (left lane), 695E (right lane) and stay in the center lane marked I-95 North - New York.  If you actually end up in New York, turn around and follow the directions above for points North.  Also, try to call us, because you’re probably gonna be late.  Anyway, take the next exit after the 3 way split. Exit 67A - Route 43 east.  Follow Route 43 to the first traffic light and turn right.  This will put you on Route 40, Pulaski Highway.

Stay right, and merge onto Rt. 40 East.  At the first light, turn right on Ebenezer Rd. (Double-T Diner on corner).  Go 1/4 mile on Ebenezer, and make the first right on Vincent Rd.  Follow to the end, about a mile, and turn right on Bird River Rd.  Go just over a mile on Bird River (passing cemetery and Catholic church on left) and turn left on Wampler Rd.

Go about 3/4 mile on Wampler and make a sharp left (as Wampler bends to the right) onto Bengies Rd.  We’re at 804 Bengies Rd.—4th house on left—address is on mailbox.  Enter studio through the basement door next to driveway.

Take I-97 north through the Harbor Tunnel - 895N.  895N will merge with I-95 N.

Continue north past the 3 way split for 695W (left lane), 695E (right lane) and stay in the center lane marked I-95 North - New York.  If you actually end up in New York, turn around and follow the directions above for points North.  Also, try to call us, because you’re probably gonna be late.  Anyway, take the next exit after the 3 way split. Exit 67A - Route 43 east.  Follow Route 43 to the first traffic light and turn right.  This will put you on Route 40, Pulaski Highway.

Stay right, and merge onto Rt. 40 East.  At the first light, turn right on Ebenezer Rd. (Double-T Diner on corner).  Go 1/4 mile on Ebenezer, and make the first right on Vincent Rd.  Follow to the end, about a mile, and turn right on Bird River Rd.  Go just over a mile on Bird River (passing cemetery and Catholic church on left) and turn left on Wampler Rd.

Go about 3/4 mile on Wampler and make a sharp left (as Wampler bends to the right) onto Bengies Rd.  We’re at 804 Bengies Rd.—4th house on left—address is on mailbox.  Enter studio through the basement door next to driveway.

If you're near the JFX, follow it North to 695 East - Towson and then follow the first set of directions.  If you're on the East Side, get on Orleans St. heading East out of the city.  That will become Pulaski highway.  When you finally pass the 695 underpass, the 4th light will be Middle River Rd.  Turn right and go one mile.  Make a left at the first light - Bird River Rd. Go about a mile and turn right on Wampler.

Go about 3/4 mile on Wampler and make a sharp left (as Wampler bends to the right) onto Bengies Rd.  We’re at 804 Bengies Rd.—4th house on left—address is on mailbox.  Enter studio through the basement door next to driveway.

First of all, if you are travelling either forward or backward in time and you see someone going the other way, it’s probably best to avoid eye contact.  From the Alpha Centauri Rest Stop, check out the Milky Way Information Center.  We should have brochures there.  Our solar system is #5,783,219,904.  We are the 7th planet in.  Baltimore, USA, North America.  If you are reading this after 09/11/2001 A.D., put up ALL deflector shields and cloaking devices and please call ahead.